USELESS

Leg	Exchange	Price	Fund. /8h	Each payment	Next in	OI	Vol 24h	Lev
LONG	Variational OmniUSELESS	0.1378	+0.0100	pay 0.0050% / 4h	8m 25s	$299K	$490K	50x	Long Variational Omni+15% pts
SHORT	BitgetUSELESSUSDT	0.1377	+0.0100	get 0.0050% / 4h	8m 25s	$2.4M	$2.2M	20x	Short Bitget

Price gap−0.036%

Funding gap0.0000% /8h

Funding is ≈ 0 and the gap is 0.134% under its 7d average: the price leg works against you, −$13 on $10k if it goes back.

If you open now and hold

on $10k a leg · figures of the last 7D, not a forecast

Funding+$120.0000% /8h now · paid +0.120% over the last 7D

Price−$13spread −0.036% now, avg +0.098% → −0.134% if it goes back

Costs−$1341.342% of $10k · taker + slippage, in and out

Result−$136−1.36%+ Points / potential airdropVariational Omni: points · farm board

Price and funding

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USELESS on 28 exchanges

lowest funding first

Before you open

2 ok · 4 to watch

Watch: Thin at this size40.2 / 21.7 bp
At $10k entering Variational Omni costs 40.2 bp, fee and slippage, 1.9× Bitget’s.
Note: Margin at max leverage$200 + $500
Variational Omni 50x, Bitget 20x. Keep about 2× this so a sharp move doesn’t liquidate one leg.
OK: Same payment interval4h / 4h
Both legs pay at the same time.
Next 24h at the current rates, on $10k a leg: $0.00Long Variational Omni: 6 payments, −$3.00; short Bitget: 6 payments, +$3.00.
Watch: Gap narrower than usual−0.036% vs +0.098%
Less room for the price leg to pay you. If it goes back to average, the short loses.
Watch: Long leg is thinner$299K vs $2.4M OI
Variational Omni sets your exit cost. Check its book before closing.
OK: Points on a legVariational Omni points
Volume here counts toward the points program.
Watch: KYCVariational Omni No · Bitget Yes
KYC mandatory since Sep 2023; unverified accounts can only withdraw and close positions.

Profit calculator

both legs, in and out

Position, each leg

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Orders

Price spread

Funding rate

Funding earned+0.0057%/8h × 21 periods+$11.99

Price spread−0.036% → +0.098% (7d avg)−$13.43

Slippage, 4 orderslive order books−$122.19

Fee Variational Omni bp × 2 orders$0.00

Fee Bitget bp × 2 orders−$12.00

Net · 7 days · $10k−$135.62

Costs to cover1.342%Break-even86.2 days

Slippage: Variational Omni: RFQ quote, 35 min ago; Bitget: live order book, 3 min ago

Cost to enter

taker + slippage from mid, one side

BUY · LONGVariational Omni7.3040.2 bp−$4065.7 bp−$657doesn’t fitdoesn’t fit

SELL · SHORTBitget5.4521.7 bp−$2266.4 bp−$664doesn’t fitdoesn’t fit

Closing costs about the same again.

USELESS news

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